What I Learned from the Star Wars Trilogy

1. Do not trust men in black helmets.

2. It is not neccesary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.

3. Don't start a relationship with someone and less you know you're not related to them.

4. Be kind to old senior citizens with dark robes on them, They could zap you with lightning bolts.

5. Cute, cuddly teddy bears will eat you unless they think you're a god.

6. A droid is more handy then a suiss army knife.

7. If you're an emperor, it is a must that you have a chair that turns without you doing anything.

8. Do not use targeting computers to blow up a Death Star, Trust the voices in your head.

9. If you have a droid with wheels, make sure it can go down steps, and through a thick forest like R2-D2.

10. Watch out for trees while on a speeder bike.

11. If you get your hand cut off buy a lightsaber, make sure your arm is hollow and doesn't bleed.

12. Ancient weapons and hoakey religions are a good match compared to a blaster at your side.

13. Always trust a two foot tall green man with pointy ears.

14. If you get an unwanted call then shoot the phone.

15. People frozen in carbonite make good wall decorations.

16. Thermal Detonators are good to have when trying to make a bargain with someone.

17. If you don't agree with someone, starngle them through the force.

18. Always let a Wookie win.

19. Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid 20, Walk in single file to hide your numbers.

20. Never trust a strange computer.

21. Do or do not, There is no try.

22. Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.

23. Once you start down the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny.

24. If you're driving a 150 foot tall Imperial Walker (AT-AT) that can blow up a Rebel base, watch out for tow cables, They could trip you.